I am busy again doing my job as guest relations manager, it is hard work having your tummy tickled while lying in the hall. I do my job so well and am hoping for a pay rise as it is busy again and more work involved. What do you think my pay rise should be? 3 extra chockie drops of should I push them and ask for 2 white chocolate mice?
I love helping with the potatoes! Mistress is not too happy, digging up 3 potatoes in one day did not go down well! Although I am told off I think it is so funny as suddenly I am the center of attention. They all laughed really hard when I found this tortoise shaped potato, what do you think it looks like?
I have been busy gardening, well I was trying to help but mistress says that is has not been very helpful! She should have known that if I went quiet then I was upto something! While she was weeding…I snuck off and picked a couple of beetroot, then the following day I picked another couple but only one yesterday! I don’t think that a couple of teeth marks are a problem, are they? I was just trying to help as guest relation work has dried up so I thought I would be busy gardening.
I am a real hit, my new friend purchased more white mice for me but I am not allowed them very often, mistress says I have suffered from ‘lock down tummy!’ I am getting a bit tired of lock down now and not seeing all my friends, I am not doing such long walks and am doing quite a lot of dozing. Mistress is hoping that I get a bit of my umph back or she will have to take me to the vets and altough I like them there, I really do not want to go and see them…maybe I need more white mice?
I am such a lucky dog, the old lady who live along the road from us went off to collect a sandwich from a cafe in Broadway and she walked past the dog shop and they had re-opened! She went in and purchased some white chocolate mice just for me! They are special doggie ones and I am now allowed one as a special treat when I have been very good! I must admit that they do not last very long, mistress says that I inhale them, but I don’t, I just don’t savour them for very long! I do like white chocolate mice.
Hope you are all staying safe, looking forward to seeing you in the autumn. I had such a good Sunday. First I had a wonderful snuggle with master and mistress, then a walk followed by a treat, then it was time for my denta stick ( keeps my teeth strong) then I collected the post so a couple of chocolate drops…then I was given a Christmas present that was kept back from last year as it was decided that I had enough already. It was found! and I was given it as a treat, I grabbed it (well I was very excited!) and ran to open it on the lawn. I opened it all on my own and did a silly dance at the same time, then I discovered it was a lion called Leo, he is my favourite! I had such fun it was a wonderful Sunday.
It is not funny, please do no laugh as it only encourages them. Master and mistress decided that because of the good hot weather, they would give me a shower! Mistress held me and master passed the shower out through the bathroom window, they thought it was so funny! So I was showered and given a shampoo, it was not funny .As some of you may know I go curly when I get wet (master calls me curlycoat! and thinks it is funny!) So I showed them, once I had been half dried I did a zoomy round the garden then rolled on the grass so I was then covered in grass bits! ha that showed them.
I am very worried, mistress says that they are busy eating up things in the cupboards before they go out of date so they are eating cereals and using up flour and nuts which is all very well but the other day mistress made some chocolate chip cookies (which everyone said tasted wonderful) but I have a sneaky suspicion that SHE used my choccie drops! I know that she was searching around the cupboards for chocolate and she said that there was none!..my chocckie drops seem to have become less!!! I am very worried, what shall I do? who do I report her too? here are the cookies, do you think they are made with human chocolate or my choccie drops?
How are you all doing? I am enjoying my lock down as I do not have to do any work but I am missing seeing all my fans that come through the door to stay with me. It is really strange walking down Broadway empty high street with no people and most of the shops closed. Today mistress gasped as she read a sign in one of the shops and she told me that it was a good thing it was closed and that we did not have to go in there! Can you imagine? What a sign!
Hello I hope you are all staying safe, I am enjoying lock down as I get so much attention and not sure how I will cope when I have to start sharing my attention with guests! Life is pretty good for me, I still get my food, walks and gardening time, along with lots of snuggles and sofa time! Yesterday we walked to Buckland and went through the bluebells and wild garlic and came back through a buttercup filed, it was wonderful. Anyway I just thought I would say hello and hope you are all keeping well.